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Tuesday, August 25th, 2009
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teenlifecoach (10:00:50 PM): The Soft Bulletin turns 10 years old today!
sheriuncc (10:01:37 PM): WHOOPTY FUCKIN DOO
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Comments: Read 2 or Add Your Own.
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Sunday, January 25th, 2009
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When i was a little kid I was walking on a dirt road with my friends and a man slowly drove up beside us and asked if we were homeowners.
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Comments: Read 3 or Add Your Own.
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Monday, November 17th, 2008
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Monday, October 13th, 2008
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Product Description
This book on Noah's Ark is a one of a kind compendium of information about animal care methods, food preservation techniques, animal handling techniques, etc. It discusses in great detail how 8 people could have cared for 16,000 animals using pre-scientific technology. Whether or not the reader believes in the Bible or not, he or she can be fully confident that my book conveys substantive information about the workability of Noah's Ark and its inhbitants.
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Comments: Read 2 or Add Your Own.
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Sunday, September 28th, 2008
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Friday, August 22nd, 2008
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The ability to speak within the falsetto register is possible for almost all men and women. The use of such speech, however, is uncommon, and is usually employed within the context of humor.
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Comments: Read 3 or Add Your Own.
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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
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We know of no evidence to suggest that any active constituent of psilocybin-bearing mushrooms affect normal penis development. It is certainly possible that after an experience with these mushrooms, one's perception of one's penis size could be altered, but there is no reason to believe that there is any physical impairment.
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Comments: Add Your Own.
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Friday, September 1st, 2006
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You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have
been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to
the west, and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. To the
east is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A clear glass bottle is here.
The glass bottle contains:
A quantity of water.
> drink water
I can't reach the quantity of water.
> get water
I can't reach the quantity of water.
> water
What should I do with the quantity of water?
> take
I can't reach the quantity of water.
> look at water
I see nothing special about the quantity of water.
ZORK
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Comments: Read 7 or Add Your Own.
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Tuesday, February 21st, 2006
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sheriuncc: master p
SmarterChild: I know about Master P.! He's a musician. What can you tell me about Master P.?
sheriuncc: he is black
SmarterChild: Master P. is black? That's very interesting.
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Comments: Read 3 or Add Your Own.
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Sunday, February 12th, 2006
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Comments: Read 3 or Add Your Own.
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Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005
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it's been a pretty good day so far. spent much of the morning chasing a school bus, shouting. headed back home just in time to tape dr. phil. on the way managed to talk a crippled little beggar boy into letting me "borrow" his worn old satchel of freshly ripened roundberries.
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Comments: Read 8 or Add Your Own.
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Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
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hey wassup
this class sucks geometry is so boring.damn tyrese looks good today.are you going to be at the game tonight
peace out
p.s. i am so hungry for some "roundberries" right now
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Comments: Read 10 or Add Your Own.
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i am so fucking hungry for some "roundberries" right now
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Comments: Read 7 or Add Your Own.
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Friday, January 28th, 2005
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Read the following joke and it's corresponding answer:
How many German people does it take to change a lightbulb?
It takes only one German person to change a lightbulb, and he happens to be none other than the King of Germany. In fact, the King of Germany is the only known German person with working hands and fingers.
Now carefully read the following outburst:
"You're not my real mother, 'Tammy'. You whore--you nasty bitch. You're a nasty ass, fatass bitch and you're not my mother, whore. I hate you, you fucking whore. Leave me alone 'Tammy'--you fat, ugly ass fucking bitch. Fuck you, bitch! I hate you, you fucking bitch!"
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Comments: Read 10 or Add Your Own.
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Tuesday, December 14th, 2004
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Saturday, November 20th, 2004
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for consistency's sake, i like to begin all my sentences with "Celine Gary Dion Autonomator-tron Sigador"
"Celine Gary Dion Autonomator-tron Sigador Professor Hall has not yet graded our chemistry exams."
"Celine Gary Dion Autonomator-tron Sigador do you plan to attend tonight's donnie darko discussion group meeting?"
"Celine Gary Dion Autonomator-tron Sigador not only is madrid the largest city in spain but it is also the capital."
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Comments: Read 10 or Add Your Own.
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Wednesday, October 27th, 2004
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I slept in the dumpster behind baskin robbins again last night, my slumber frequently intercepted by a string of harrowing nightmares that compelled me to weep with bitter conviction over my shattered existence.
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Comments: Read 7 or Add Your Own.
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Saturday, August 28th, 2004
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Hi! Many people wonder who Satan is! Some people don't believe he exists! Some people think he's very powerful! I'm going to show you who and what Satan really is! I'm going to show you where he came from, where he is, and what his final outcome will be! Satan is mean! He hates you! He hates me! He'll do anything he can to make us suffer! He's clever and tries to trick us with things that seem fun but later only cause pain! Satan, who hates us, wants to make us doubt and disobey God! He wants us to sin because he hates God too! And if we give into him we won't have the good things God promises to his followers! Then we'll die and go to hell with Satan! But do you know what? Satan cannot hurt you unless you let him hurt you! "Why I don't want Satan to hurt me," you say! "But I know he is going to because I sin sometimes and act selfish and forget about what God wants!" That's Satan all right! He and his mean angels work night and day trying to make us think bad things! Satan puts bad thoughts in your mind hoping you will listen and do what he wants! But he cannot make you do wrong! Because Jesus has promised us He’s going to come back to earth some day! And when He does He’s going to have Satan in chains for a thousand years! And finally God is going to cast Satan into a place where he will feel terrible pain and suffering! Then we’ll be rid of him forever! Now do you see how much power Satan has? Only as much as you let him! He is a terribly ugly monster taunting us and tempting us and scaring us until we know him for who he really is!
Teacher’s Note: Information about Satan may be new to many of your students. Be prepared to answer questions and clear up any misconceptions. Restrict yourself to the vocabulary and mental level of your particular Sunday school group.
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Comments: Read 4 or Add Your Own.
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